ephemeral
[ih-FEM-er-ul]
adjective
Short-lived; existing or continuing for a short time only.
A woman’s orgasm can last for minutes, while a man’s is ephemeral.
menagerie
[muh-naj-uh-ree]
noun
A collection of wild or unusual animals.
Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.
somniferous
/sɒmˈnɪfərəs/
adjective
1 causing or inducing sleep. 2 soporific…
knackered
/ˈnækərd/
adjective
1 very tired. 2 exhausted.
Megan was so knackered after fucking her husband’s friend that she didn’t protest when he accused her of infidelity.
perforce
[pur-FORS]
adverb
By necessity; by force of circumstance.
I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.
gourmand
[GOOR-mahnd]
noun
A lover of good food.
My friend Diego, the gourmand, spends his entire fucking paycheck on bacon.
exiguity
[ek-suh-GYOO-uht-ee]
adjective
Scantiness; smallness; thinness;the quality of being meager.
I’m not so much a big breast guy…