galumph
[guh-LUHM(P)F]
intrans
verb. To move in a clumsy manner or with a heavy tread…
eristic
[e-RIS-tik]
adjective
Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.
Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.
poltroon
[pol-TROON]
noun
A wretched coward; craven.
Now son, quit being a poltroon and put your semi-rigid penis in that Mexican whore’s mouth.
opprobrium
/əˈproʊbriəm/
noun
1 disgrace. 2 infamy. 3 reproach mingled with contempt…
prolix
[pro-LIKS]
adjective
Extending to a great length.
I’m of the mindset that a prolix test message is to be avoided…
lurid
[loor-id]
adjective
Gruesome; horrible.
Tourists would be wise to avoid the lurid sex shops on Christopher St…
salmagundi
[sal-muh-GUHN-dee]
noun
Any mixture or assortment; a medley; a potpourri; a miscellany.
It’s safe to say that the Grammys this year was a salmagundi of shit.