I’ll tell you what a nice Christmas gift would be: wear those lucent panties of yours while you make me a grilled cheese.
1 the habitation of a hermit. 2 a secluded residence…
To go back on a promise.
Our friend managed to renege on a series of eBay deals for his girlfriend’s well worn panties, burning bridges with weird fuckers all over town.
The act of kissing.
Charlie Sheen’s new internet “show” was mildly entertaining, but I could have done without the constant osculation with those whores of his.
Given to shedding tears readily.
Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.
1 reciprocal advantages, obligations, or rights. 2 reciprocation…
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1 a made or introduced fraudulently. b clandestine…