gastronome

[GAS-truh-nohm]

noun

A connoisseur of good food and drink.

Kevin Smith refers to himself as a “gastronome,” while the staff at Southwest Airlines refer to him as “fat fuck.

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clinquant

[KLING-kunt]

adjective, noun

 Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.

The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.

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diffident

[dif-i-duhnt]

adjective

Lacking confidence in one’s own ability; timid; shy.

There’s one simple truth about pussy: women hate diffident men.

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eristic

[e-RIS-tik]

adjective

Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.

Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.

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lissom

[LISS-uhm]

adjective

Limber; supple; flexible.

Fucking Mick Jagger. Even after decades of drugs and rock n’ roll the guy is sill lissom on stage.

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perusal

[puh-roo-zuhl]

noun

Scrutiny.

This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.

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mugwump

[MUHG-wuhmp]

noun

A person who is unable to make up his or her mind on an issue…

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