lachrymose

[lak-ruh-mohs]

adjective

Given to shedding tears readily.

Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.

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reciprocity

/ˌrɛsəˈprɒsɪti/

noun

1 reciprocal advantages, obligations, or rights. 2 reciprocation…

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surreptitious

/ˌsɜr əpˈtɪʃ əs/

adjective

1 a made or introduced fraudulently. b clandestine…

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jocund

[JOCK-uhnd]

adjective

Full of or expressing high-spirited merriment; light-hearted; mirthful.

My fat fuck of a mailman was rather jocund for a man of his disposition.

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nonplus

[non-PLUHS]

trans

verb. To confound; to perplex; to bewilder.

She told him that she contracted syphilis from a one-night stand with a carnival worker and he seemed nonplussed by the news, but inside he was busy fantasizing about revenge.

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ruction

/ˈrʌk ʃən/

noun

1 an uproar. 2 a quarrel. 3 a noisy outbreak…

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xenophobe

[zen-uh-fohb]

noun

A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc.

Boulder, Colorado is the perfect place for a xenophobe—it’s all fucking white people here.

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