plaintiff
/ˈpleɪntɪf/
noun
one who commences a personal action or suit to obtain a remedy for an injury to his rights…
erudite
[er-yoo-dahyt]
adjective
Characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly.
“You can’t send out a bestiality video link one minute and act all erudite the next…
scrutinize
/ˈskrutnˌaɪz/
verb
To examine something with great care.
Jacob’s penis was so small and shriveled, the urge to scrutinize it was irresistible to the women that encountered it for the first time.
fusty
[FUHS-tee]
adj
Having a stale smell; moldy; musty.
Geez, lady, you douche at all? I’m all for pussy, but not when it’s fusty.
lachrymose
[lak-ruh-mohs]
adjective
Given to shedding tears readily.
Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.
yen
/yɛn/
noun
a strong desire, propensity, longing, urge, or craving.
Though it had been years since his marriage broke up, Walker still had the occasional yen for his ex-wife’s pussy.
demotic
[dih-MOT-ik]
adj
Of or pertaining to the common people; popular.
It’s nice to know the billionaires can quash a demotic uprising if they need to…