emolument

[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]

noun

Gain; compensation.

Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?

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desultory

[DES-uhl-tor-ee]

adjective

Disconnected remarks; aimless.

We had just been seated in a nice restaurant when her desultory remarks about my missing testicle started.

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remora

[REM-er-uh]

noun

An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.

I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.

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knavery

[NEY-vuh-ree]

noun

Unprincipled, untrustworthy, or dishonest dealing.

I don’t fucking understand the cops’ knavery with the Occupy protestors…

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pelf

[PELF]

noun

Money; riches; gain.

I earned my pelf the old fashioned way: pimping hoes and slangin’ drugs.

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bloviate

[BLOH-vee-ayt]

verb

To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

Dear Fox News, pay me half of what those other old farts get and I’ll bloviate and scream about whatever the fuck you want.

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inveterate

[in-VET-uhr-it]

adjective

Firmly established by long persistence.

Isn’t the “accidental” overdose of washed up celebrities from the 80’s an inveterate event at this point?

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