bathos
[BEY-thos]
noun
Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.
I can’t stand these jerk-off guys on the Bachelorette, all laying on the bathos extra thick to try to get in this broad’s skirt.
casuistry
[KAZH-oo-uh-stree]
noun
Specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning.
Google and Verizon’s little “we’ll opt to be regulated by regulation we wrote ourselves” manifesto is fucking casuistry on a grand scale.
pusillanimous
[pyoo-suh-LAN-uh-muhs]
adjective
Lacking in courage and resolution; contemptibly fearful; cowardly…
overweening
[oh-ver-wee-ning]
adjective
Exaggerated, excessive, or arrogant.
I used to love the shit out of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, but now he’s devolved into an overweening prick.
rutilant
Shining or glowing with red light.
She reclined comfortably by the fireplace, mesmerized by her husband’s rutilant cock hardening as she caressed his balls.
adytum
[ad-i-tuhm]
noun
A sacred place that the public is forbidden to enter; an inner shrine.
I get that she didn’t want to sleep with me, but referring to her snatch as an adytum seemed out of line.
shivaree
[SHIV-uh-ree]
noun
An elaborate, noisy celebration.
These fucking Africans and their vevuzelas are creating the worst sounding shivaree since the air raid sirens sounded over London.