enceinte
[en-SEYNT]
adjective
Pregnant; with child.
I’m fairly certain that most men on the subway are giving up their seats for women with junk in the frontside trunk and not their enceinte counterparts.
cursory
[KUR-suh-ree]
adjective
Hastily or superficially performed.
Stay sober till closing time, when women only give a cursory examination before you’re deemed one-night-stand worthy.
lionize
[LY-uh-nyz]
trans
verb. To treat or regard as an object of great interest or importance.
“You have good reason to lionize my penis, for no man has seen more pussyflaps than I.
pelf
[PELF]
noun
Money; riches; gain.
I earned my pelf the old fashioned way: pimping hoes and slangin’ drugs.
mensch
[mench]
noun
A decent, upright, mature, and responsible person.
Romney’s a true mensch, but I can’t get behind a lazy Mormon…
credulous
/ˈkrɛdʒ ə ləs/
adjective
1 a apt to believe on slight evidence…
verboten
[ver-BOHT-n]
adjective
Forbidden, as by law; prohibited.
This jack-off Lil’ Wayne is going to prison for carrying an unlicensed firearm? I didn’t know that was still verboten in this country.