pulchritude
[puhl-kri-tood]
noun
Beauty.
Sure, she’s funny, but Kelly Oxford’s pulchritude drives me fucking wild.
gelid
[JEL-id]
adjective
Extremely cold; icy.
It must be gelid outside because I can see Grace’s nipples through her god damned Northface.
callow
[KAL-oh]
adjective
Immature; lacking adult perception, experience, or judgment.
My roommates told me how callow I was when I started stalking my whore of an ex-girlfriend.
termagant
/ˈtɜr mə gənt/
noun
1 a boisterous, brawling, turbulent person (formerly applied to both sexes, now only to women)…
barnburner
[BAHRN-bur-ner]
noun
Something that is highly exciting or impressive.
Remember when rice burners were real barnburners?
panacea
My grandfather once told me that scotch was a panacea for his miserable life.
distrait
[dis-TRAY]
adjective
Divided or withdrawn in attention, especially because of anxiety.
I almost missed my drink order because I was so distrait with fear of being seated next to a man with a bomb strapped to his genitals.