perforce
[pur-FORS]
adverb
By necessity; by force of circumstance.
I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.
lucifugous
[loo-see-FOO-guhs]
adjective
Avoiding light.
Ah, New York City. I love the tourists, street-meat vendors, and lucifugous bed bugs who are crawling all over the fucking place.
alate
[EY-leyt]
adj
Having membranous expansions like wings.
Look at how walled that chick’s breasts are…
rapine
[RAP-in]
intrans
verb. The act of plundering.
If we weren’t all ignorant, braindead shitheads, we’d have ransacked Wall St…
risible
[RIZ-uh-buhl]
adjective
Capable of laughing; disposed to laugh.
Michael Steele is more risible than he is intelligent…
termagant
/ˈtɜr mə gənt/
noun
1 a boisterous, brawling, turbulent person (formerly applied to both sexes, now only to women)…
plaintive
[PLAYN-tiv]
adjective
Expressive of sorrow or melancholy.
The poor bastard sat there looking plaintive while I got dressed and explained my pussy was “closed for business.