lachrymose

[lak-ruh-mohs]

adjective

Given to shedding tears readily.

Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.

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repast

[rih-PAST]

noun

Something taken as food; a meal.

There’s no better way to cure a nasty fucking hangover than to eat a greasy repast.

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kowtow

/ˈkaʊˈtaʊ/

verb

1 to show obsequious or servile deference. 2 the prostration made by inferiors to their superiors, either as homage or worship, by knocking the forehead on the ground…

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coxcomb

[KOKS-kohm]

noun

A vain, showy fellow; a conceited, silly man.

Now listen good, you little coxcomb, no one puts a dildo in my wife…

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subterfuge

[SUB-tur-fyooj]

noun

A deceptive device or stratagem.

Dave’s “CEO Package” was a $1500 subterfuge for his latest half-ass pyramid scheme.

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irrefragable

[ih-REF-ruh-guh-buhl]

adjective

Impossible to refute; incontestable; undeniable.

I had irrefragable proof that he was fucking another woman after I hacked his gmail, twitter, facebook, and howtohaveanaffair…

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enjoin

[en-JOIN]

trans

verb. To prohibit; to forbid.

Because I was of sizeable proportions, my girlfriend enjoined the idea of anal sex altogether.

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