lachrymose
[lak-ruh-mohs]
adjective
Given to shedding tears readily.
Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.
repast
[rih-PAST]
noun
Something taken as food; a meal.
There’s no better way to cure a nasty fucking hangover than to eat a greasy repast.
kowtow
/ˈkaʊˈtaʊ/
verb
1 to show obsequious or servile deference. 2 the prostration made by inferiors to their superiors, either as homage or worship, by knocking the forehead on the ground…
coxcomb
[KOKS-kohm]
noun
A vain, showy fellow; a conceited, silly man.
Now listen good, you little coxcomb, no one puts a dildo in my wife…
subterfuge
[SUB-tur-fyooj]
noun
A deceptive device or stratagem.
Dave’s “CEO Package” was a $1500 subterfuge for his latest half-ass pyramid scheme.
irrefragable
[ih-REF-ruh-guh-buhl]
adjective
Impossible to refute; incontestable; undeniable.
I had irrefragable proof that he was fucking another woman after I hacked his gmail, twitter, facebook, and howtohaveanaffair…
enjoin
[en-JOIN]
trans
verb. To prohibit; to forbid.
Because I was of sizeable proportions, my girlfriend enjoined the idea of anal sex altogether.