verdant
[VUR-dnt]
adjective
Green with vegetation; covered with green growth.
My cousin Mitch grew the most verdant bud; most weren’t able to believe its potency.
inculcate
[in-KUHL-kayt]
verb
To teach by frequent repetition or instruction.
You can inculcate in yourself the ability to hold off orgasm through certain masturbation techniques.
bandersnatch
[BAN-der-snach]
noun
A person of uncouth or unconventional habits.
So has Occupy Wall St…
abrade
[uh-BREYD]
verb
To scrape off.
Listen, you silly little whore, abrade that glitter off your face and let’s get down to business.
empyrean
[em-py-REE-uhn]
adjective
Of or pertaining to the empyrean of ancient belief.
My Aunt always comes over and tries to teach my children about her empyrean belief system involving drinking “blood” and telling old men in robes your secrets.
vexatious
[vek-sey-shuhs]
adjective
disorderly; confused; troubled
The poor girl’s vexatious emotions caused her to fuck anything that showed her more than five minutes of attention.
cadre
[KAD-ree]
noun
A core or nucleus of trained or otherwise qualified personnel.
I’d be more terrified of Palin and her cadre of morons, but like I said, they’re morons.