abjure
[ab-joor]
verb (used with object)
To renounce or give up under oath.
For the record, I abjure the idea of Obamacare, but it’s sure as shit better than being left to die on the fucking street!
oenophile
[ee-nuh-fahyl]
noun
A person who enjoys wines, usually as a connoisseur.
My mother claimed to be an oenophile, but oenophiles don’t drink Sutter Home wine coolers by the truck full.
oneiric
[oh-NY-rik]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or suggestive of dreams; dreamy.
My God, she had a nice smile, legs that went on for days, and oneiric tits.
pusillanimous
[pyoo-suh-LAN-uh-muhs]
adjective
Lacking in courage and resolution; contemptibly fearful; cowardly…
imbroglio
[im-BROHL-yoh]
noun
A complicated and embarrassing state of things.
That idiot General McChrystal really got himself into an imbroglio, and he did it in fucking Rolling Stone magazine of all places.
hyperbolic
[hahy-per-BOL-ik]
adj
Using hyperbole; exaggerating.
exclaim
/ɪkˈskleɪm/
verb
Cry out suddenly, esp. in surprise, anger, or pain.
“Titty-Fucking Christ!” exclaimed Trevor as he barged through the bedroom door to find his wife fellating his younger brother.