precarious
[pri-kair-ee-uhs]
adjective
Exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky.
The sales rep told me that two or more people fucking inside of a Snuggie™ would be precarious and may void the warranty.
acclimate
[AK-luh-mayt]
verb
To become accustomed to a new climate.
tocsin
[TOCK-sin]
noun
A warning.
My boss issued me a stern tocsin after being caught with my pants down in the supply room.
bowdlerize
[BODE-luh-rise; BOWD-]
trans
verb. To remove or modify the parts (of a book, for example) considered offensive…
quibble
/ˈkwɪbəl/
verb
To complain or argue in a trivial or petty manner.
Though the couple constantly quibbled on the minutia of their marriage, they were united in their belief that President Barack Obama was a radical extremist whose sole objective was to destroy the American way of life.
elide
/ɪˈlaɪd/
verb
1 a to suppress. b omit. c ignore…
ersatz
Made in imitation; artificial.
I don’t care what these fast food companies tell me about their food being “real.” It’s ersatz junk that a fucking mule wouldn’t eat if it had a brain.