bloviate
[BLOH-vee-ayt]
verb
To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.
Dear Fox News, pay me half of what those other old farts get and I’ll bloviate and scream about whatever the fuck you want.
slaver
[SLAV-uhr]
intransitive verb
To slobber; to drool.
Don’t jam your cock down a broad’s throat…
mugwump
[MUHG-wuhmp]
noun
A person who is unable to make up his or her mind on an issue…
truculent
[TRUCK-yuh-luhnt]
adjective
Cruel; destructive; ruthless.
There’s no looting going on in Japan. It’s because there are no truculent Americans on vacation to show them how our country handles disaster.
incunabulum
[in-kyoo-NAB-yuh-luhm]
noun
The earliest stages or first traces of anything.
I mistakenly thought that my girlfriend’s beer belly was the incunabulum of a goddamned pregnancy.
perdurable
[pur-DUR-uh-bul]
adjective
Very durable; lasting; continuing long.
Trojans become less perdurable when you have a cock ring the size of the Hope Diamond.
umbrage
[UHM-brij]
noun
Suspicion of injury or wrong; offense; resentment.
She had an ass and way with words that could take away even the slightest umbrage.