wend
[wěnd]
intrans
trans. verb. To go one’s way.
He managed to wend himself home after a wild night of ecstasy and sex at the rave.
deadpan
[DED-pan]
adjective
Displaying no emotional or personal involvement.
“I just told you I fellated your brother and all you have is that fucking deadpan look on your face!”
knackered
/ˈnækərd/
adjective
1 very tired. 2 exhausted.
Megan was so knackered after fucking her husband’s friend that she didn’t protest when he accused her of infidelity.
countervail
[kown-tur-VAYL]
trans
verb. To act against with equal force, power, or effect; to counteract…
fossick
[FOS-ik]
verb (used with object)
To hunt; seek; ferret out.
It’s worth fossicking for a chick’s g-spot, no matter how long it takes.
frisson
[free-SOHN]
noun
A moment of intense excitement; a shudder; an emotional thrill.
My roommate caught me fapping to youporn, and let me tell you…
elucidate
To make clear or manifest; to render more intelligible; to illustrate.
Lest there be accusations that this publication lionizes toxic masculinity and embraces misogyny, we should say that our success in elucidating aspects of the English language is born not of reverence for these things, but of our propensity towards lowbrow subject matter and lazy humor.