munificent
[myoo-NIF-i-suhnt]
adjective
Very liberal in giving or bestowing; very generous; lavish.
I overate at the munificent Vegas buffet and got a case of the runs.
abstemious
[ab-stee-mee-uhs]
adjective
Characterized by abstinence.
Christine O’Donnell, the muppet version of Rachel Ray, has lived an abstemious life: one devoid of masturbation, sex, and reason.
bumptious
[BUMP-shuhs]
adjective
Crudely, presumptuously, or loudly self-assertive.
What they mistook for my bumptious attitude was just the Ritalin talking.
sang-froid
[sang-FRWAH]
noun
Freedom from agitation or excitement of mind; coolness in trying circumstances; calmness.
The virgin tried to maintain his sangfroid when dealing with the whore his father hired, but ended up coming immediately upon entering her.
felonious
[fuh-LOH-nee-uhs]
adj
Wicked; base; villainous.
So Lowe’s sides with the felonious evangelical Christians and not the well-to-do brown people…
mellow
/ˈmɛloʊ/
adjective
1 a well matured. b softened by years…
blithe
[BLAYTH]
adjective
Joyous or merry in disposition.
I would join the fucking Tea Party movement, but I’m employed, educated, and generally blithe.