foment
To nurse to life or activity; to encourage; to abet; to instigate.
The summer of 2020 seemed torn from a page of fiction. A global pandemic shut down countries. In the west, cities and towns were wiped from the map by fire…
expunge
[ik-SPUNJ]
trans
verb. To wipe out or destroy; to annihilate.
My shithead of a cousin managed to get his three DUIs and possession of a controlled substance expunged from his record.
clinquant
[KLING-kunt]
adjective, noun
Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.
The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.
sibylline
[SIB-uh-leen]
adjective
Prophetic; oracular.
So it turns out Paul the Octopus wasn’t sybylline after all…
florid
/ˈflɔrɪd/
adjective
Elaborately ornate; flowery.
Jacqueline’s body was a canvas covered in tattoos…
obfuscate
/ˈɒb fəˌskeɪt/
verb
1 to obscure. 2 to confuse. 3 to bewilder…
precarious
[pri-kair-ee-uhs]
adjective
Exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky.
The sales rep told me that two or more people fucking inside of a Snuggie™ would be precarious and may void the warranty.