regale
[rih-GAY(uh)L]
trans
, intrans verb. To entertain with something that delights…
incipient
[in-SIP-ee-uhnt]
adjective
Beginning to exist or appear.
Upon confirming our relationship status on Facebook I noticed her incipient beer belly and sagging breasts.
mundify
/ˈmʌn dəˌfaɪ/
verb
1 a to cleanse. b to deterge…
ineluctable
[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read…
eristic
[e-RIS-tik]
adjective
Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.
Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.
toper
[TOH-puhr]
noun
One who drinks frequently or to excess.
George W. Bush’s new memoir is about to be released wherein he reveals to the world his life as a toper and fucking idiot.
expostulate
[ik-SPOS-chuh-leyt]
verb
To reason earnestly with someone against something that person intends to do or has done…