spoonerism
[SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm]
noun
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.
Wattled botter…
remora
[REM-er-uh]
noun
An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.
quiddity
[KWID-ih-tee]
noun
An eccentricity; an odd feature.
At first she took my cockring as a quiddity, but soon found that she couldn’t climax without it.
sprat
[sprat]
noun
A small or inconsequential person or thing.
Tell the sprat in the bathroom to hightail it before I crap myself.
foist
/fɔɪst/
verb
1 to pass off something spurious or counterfeit as genuine, true, or worthy…
recalcitrant
[rih-KAL-sih-truhnt]
adjective
Stubbornly resistant to and defiant of authority or restraint.
Her recalcitrant chimp, Barry, attacked a woman and chewed her fucking face off.
solatium
/soʊˈleɪʃiəm/
noun
anything which alleviates or compensates for suffering or loss.
The congressman’s mistress threatened to go public unless she was paid a monthly solatium to keep quiet about the abortion he forced her to have.