prink
[PRINGK]
trans
/intrans. verb. To dress up; to deck for show.
I can understand the need to prink the pubic region, but what’s up with applying sequins to your groin?
suspire
[suh-SPAHY-uhr]
verb
To utter with long, sighing breaths.
The comedian suspired his monologue, and the audience was sure it was because he had just received a blow job from the haggard looking cocktail waitress.
vapid
[VAY-pid]
adjective
Lacking liveliness and spirit; dull.
This beer is skunked, vapid, and has a hint of piss to it.
melange
[may-LAHNZH]
noun
A mixture; a medley.
I laid out a melange of drugs on the mirror-top coffee table and everyone became my best friend.
myrmidon
[MUR-muh-don]
noun
A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question.
What do I look for in a mate? I want a myrmidon: someone who will execute any sexual act I demand, when I demand it.
sardonic
[sar-DON-ik]
adjective
Scornful, mocking; disdainfully humorous.
I love how republicans don’t get how fucking sardonic Stephen Colbert is.
froward
/ˈfroʊwərd/
adjective
1 not willing to yield or comply with what is required or is reasonable…