algid
/ˈæl dʒɪd/
adjective
1 cold. 2 chilly.
Women fond of fucking considerably younger men are notorious for possessing an unquenchable libido…
ersatz
Made in imitation; artificial.
I don’t care what these fast food companies tell me about their food being “real.” It’s ersatz junk that a fucking mule wouldn’t eat if it had a brain.
holus-bolus
[HOH-luhs-BOH-luhs]
adverb
To cleanse.
The porn star directed all the guys to cum in her mouth holus-bolus, like a synchronized fountain.
dilatory
[DIL-uh-tor-ee]
adjective
Tending to put off what ought to be done at once.
On the laziest of days even masturbation can become dilatory.
distrait
[dis-TRAY]
adjective
Divided or withdrawn in attention, especially because of anxiety.
I almost missed my drink order because I was so distrait with fear of being seated next to a man with a bomb strapped to his genitals.
seriatim
/ˌsɪər iˈeɪ tɪm/
adverb
1 in regular order. 2 one after the other…
veritable
[ver-i-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Being truly or very much so.
It’s safe to say that Toyotas are veritable fucking death traps…