freedom
/ˈfridəm/
noun
The state of being free, of not being imprisoned or enslaved.
“The homosexuals love to cram their queer agenda down the throats of hardworking American families…
contemporaneous
[kuhn-tem-puh-RAY-nee-uhs]
adjective
Originating, existing, or occurring at the same time.
The best sex is when you and your partner experience contemporaneous orgasms.
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agog
[uh-GOG]
adjective
Full of excitement or interest; in eager desire; eager, keen.
The Twitter community’s all agog now that Kanye West has joined and is spewing out little golden nuggets of his insane bullshit every five minutes.
verdant
[VUR-dnt]
adjective
Green with vegetation; covered with green growth.
My cousin Mitch grew the most verdant bud; most weren’t able to believe its potency.
yen
/yɛn/
noun
a strong desire, propensity, longing, urge, or craving.
Though it had been years since his marriage broke up, Walker still had the occasional yen for his ex-wife’s pussy.
fusty
[FUHS-tee]
adj
Having a stale smell; moldy; musty.
Geez, lady, you douche at all? I’m all for pussy, but not when it’s fusty.
tractable
[TRAK-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Easily handled, managed, or worked; malleable.
Priests love young, innocent children because they’re tractable and can be taught that God will hate them if they tell anyone about touching Jesus’ “favorite place.