jape
/dʒeɪp/
verb
1 a to jest. b to play tricks…
galumph
[guh-LUHM(P)F]
intrans
verb. To move in a clumsy manner or with a heavy tread…
noctivagant
Going about in the night; night-wandering.
The East Village is packed with the eclectic and the edgy. Gorgeous women are as plentiful as the dive bars and sidewalk cafes…
obeisance
[oh-BEE-suhn(t)s]
noun
Deference, homage.
I thought his smelling my panties was too much of an act of obeisance, but it did show that he cared.
lachrymose
[lak-ruh-mohs]
adjective
Given to shedding tears readily.
Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.
revenant
[REV-uh-nuhnt]
noun
One who returns after death (as a ghost) or after a long absence.
He looked as pale as a revenant when I told him I was pregnant.
eschatology
[es-kuh-tol-uh-jee]
noun
Any system of doctrines concerning last, or final, matters; the Judgment.
If anything, this eschatological bullshit about the Rapture sure produced a lot of good jokes, right?