bibelot
[BEE-buh-loh]
noun
A small decorative object without practical utility; a trinket.
At first I thought the nipple ring on her left breast was just a bibelot, but it seemed to aid her in reaching orgasm.
oblation
[uh-BLAY-shuhn]
noun
Something offered in a religious rite or as a charitable gift.
I loved my girlfriend’s pussy so much that I would give oblations to it in her absence.
disport
[dis-PORT]
verb
To amuse oneself in light or lively manner; to frolic.
I’ve always had fond memories of us disporting in Central Park, catching the subway, and licking each other’s crotches.
esurient
[ih-SUR-ee-uhnt]
adjective
Hungry; greedy.
Those esurient pricks on Wall Street really goosed us, didn’t they? But we’ve forgotten all about it.
profligacy
[PROF-li-guh-see]
noun
Reckless extravagance.
Jay Z and Beyonce’s profligacy with their hospital stay just goes to show that health care in this country ain’t so fuckin’ bad if you’re balls deep in money.
imbroglio
[im-BROHL-yoh]
noun
A complicated and embarrassing state of things.
That idiot General McChrystal really got himself into an imbroglio, and he did it in fucking Rolling Stone magazine of all places.
robustious
/roʊˈbʌs tʃəs/
adjective
1 a rough. b rude…