smite
/smaɪt/
verb
1 a to strike. b to inflict a blow upon with the hand, or with any instrument held in the hand, or with a missile thrown by the hand…
fecund
[fee-kuhnd]
adjective
producing or capable of producing offspring, fruitful.
Octomom’s vagina is marvelously fecund.
lucifugous
[loo-see-FOO-guhs]
adjective
Avoiding light.
Ah, New York City. I love the tourists, street-meat vendors, and lucifugous bed bugs who are crawling all over the fucking place.
oblation
[uh-BLAY-shuhn]
noun
Something offered in a religious rite or as a charitable gift.
I loved my girlfriend’s pussy so much that I would give oblations to it in her absence.
swain
[SWEYN]
noun
A country gallant.
Sarah Palin knows how to rile up the swains when she goes on tour…
punctilious
/pʌŋkˈtɪliəs/
adjective
1 very nice or exact in the forms of behavior, etiquette, or mutual intercourse…
inroad
/ˈɪnˌroʊd/
noun
1 the entrance of an enemy into a country with purposes of hostility…