interstice
[in-TUR-stuhs]
noun
A space between things or parts.
Psychedelics have a neat way of creating interstices in time.
cortege
[kawr-TEZH]
noun
A procession, especially a ceremonial one.
Nothing pisses me off more than a cortege of drunken, moronic imbeciles dressed as Santas in New York city.
gerent
A ruler or manager.
It is wise to tip the stripper’s gerent before the party begins to avoid unfortunate complications that might interrupt festivities when things inevitably get out of hand.
exhort
/ɪgˈzɔrt/
verb
1 to incite by words or advice. 2 to animate or urge by arguments…
obeisance
[oh-BEE-suhn(t)s]
noun
Deference, homage.
I thought his smelling my panties was too much of an act of obeisance, but it did show that he cared.
florid
/ˈflɔrɪd/
adjective
Elaborately ornate; flowery.
Jacqueline’s body was a canvas covered in tattoos…
asinine
[as-uh-nahyn]
adjective
Foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid.
I got tired of her asinine beliefs that Obama taking a bow to a Japanese dude would lead us into a New World Order.