opprobrious
[uh-proh-bree-uhs]
adjective
Outrageously disgraceful or shameful.
It’s been a while since human gaffe-machine Joe Biden has made some shithead, opprobrious remark.
abjure
[ab-joor]
verb (used with object)
To renounce or give up under oath.
For the record, I abjure the idea of Obamacare, but it’s sure as shit better than being left to die on the fucking street!
colloquial
[kuh-loh-kwee-uhl]
adjective
Characteristic of ordinary or familiar conversation.
If your broke ass ever wants to get a job you better work on your vocabulary and quit with that retarded colloquial bullshit.
natheless
[NEYTH-lis]
adverb
Nevertheless.
Natheless, it’s not my cat, and those pictures of me with catnip on my cock were photoshopped.
sapid
[SAP-id]
adjective
Having taste or flavor.
Single malt Scotch is sapid and healthy for your liver.
yen
/yɛn/
noun
a strong desire, propensity, longing, urge, or craving.
Though it had been years since his marriage broke up, Walker still had the occasional yen for his ex-wife’s pussy.
quiescent
Being in a state of repose; at rest; still; not moving.
After an early dinner, it was not at all uncommon for Grandma’s affect to turn from outbursts of anger at the liberalization of the “mainstream media,” to quiescent viewer of Jeopardy…