peregrination
[PER-i-gruh-neytion]
noun
A journey.
South Asia is far for sexual peregrination, but cheap, and great for awkward virgins.
atrabilious
[at-ruh-BIL-yuhs]
adjective
Melancholic; gloomy.
I’ll never grow tired of Gordon Ramsay’s atrabilious reactions to shitty sous chefs and piss-drunk restaurateurs.
froward
/ˈfroʊwərd/
adjective
1 not willing to yield or comply with what is required or is reasonable…
fugacious
[fyoo-GAY-shuhs]
adjective
Lasting but a short time; fleeting.
Although they fucked for hours, their orgasms were fugacious.
toper
[TOH-puhr]
noun
One who drinks frequently or to excess.
George W. Bush’s new memoir is about to be released wherein he reveals to the world his life as a toper and fucking idiot.
concupiscible
[kon-KYOO-pi-suh-buhl]
adjective
Worthy of being desired.
Though it stars the concupiscible Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached looks like a giant turd.
profligacy
[PROF-li-guh-see]
noun
Reckless extravagance.
Jay Z and Beyonce’s profligacy with their hospital stay just goes to show that health care in this country ain’t so fuckin’ bad if you’re balls deep in money.