outré
[oo-TRAY]
adjective
Unconventional; eccentric; bizarre.
She prided herself on an outré personality, but tattooing the words “Exit Only” above her asshole was a bit much.
palimpsest
[PAL-imp-sest]
noun
An object or place whose older layers or aspects are apparent beneath its surface…
excogitate
[eks-KOJ-i-teyt]
verb
To think out; devise; invent.
Let’s excogitate a way out of our miserable, shit-kicking existences.
nonage
[NON-ij]
noun
A period of youth or immaturity.
My grandfather slipped into a state of nonage after grandma passed, and gloated about giving oral sex to every woman in the nursing home.
deride
[dih-RYD]
transitive verb
To laugh at with contempt; to subject to ridicule or make sport of; to mock; to scoff at…
atelier
[at-l-YAY]
noun
A workshop; a studio.
Last night I met a handsome artist who brought me upstairs to his atelier where he fed me Ecstasy and gave me a foot massage.
agog
[uh-GOG]
adjective
Full of excitement or interest; in eager desire; eager, keen.
The Twitter community’s all agog now that Kanye West has joined and is spewing out little golden nuggets of his insane bullshit every five minutes.