cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
inveigle
[in-VAY-guhl]
trans
verb. To obtain by ingenuity or flattery.
I tried to inveigle her into my bed with promises of cocaine, but she knew I wasn’t holding.
neologism
[nee-OLL-uh-jiz-um]
noun
A new word or expression.
“Human gaffe machine” is the perfect neologism for describing our fucking hilarious Vice President.
quidnunc
[KWID-nuhngk]
noun
A gossiper; a busybody.
My good friend John resembles that of a lumberjack, but chats it up with the ladies like a God damned quidnunc.
verboten
[ver-BOHT-n]
adjective
Forbidden, as by law; prohibited.
This jack-off Lil’ Wayne is going to prison for carrying an unlicensed firearm? I didn’t know that was still verboten in this country.
verbose
/vərˈboʊs/
adjective
1 abounding in words. 2 using or containing more words than are necessary…
loll
[lol]
verb
To recline or lean in a relaxed, lazy, or indolent manner; lounge.
Look at these piss-drunk queers lolling around the frat house.