lucifugous
[loo-see-FOO-guhs]
adjective
Avoiding light.
Ah, New York City. I love the tourists, street-meat vendors, and lucifugous bed bugs who are crawling all over the fucking place.
opprobrious
[uh-proh-bree-uhs]
adjective
Outrageously disgraceful or shameful.
It’s been a while since human gaffe-machine Joe Biden has made some shithead, opprobrious remark.
abjure
[ab-joor]
verb (used with object)
To renounce or give up under oath.
For the record, I abjure the idea of Obamacare, but it’s sure as shit better than being left to die on the fucking street!
colloquial
[kuh-loh-kwee-uhl]
adjective
Characteristic of ordinary or familiar conversation.
If your broke ass ever wants to get a job you better work on your vocabulary and quit with that retarded colloquial bullshit.
natheless
[NEYTH-lis]
adverb
Nevertheless.
Natheless, it’s not my cat, and those pictures of me with catnip on my cock were photoshopped.
sapid
[SAP-id]
adjective
Having taste or flavor.
Single malt Scotch is sapid and healthy for your liver.
yen
/yɛn/
noun
a strong desire, propensity, longing, urge, or craving.
Though it had been years since his marriage broke up, Walker still had the occasional yen for his ex-wife’s pussy.