divest
[dih-vest]
verb (used with object)
To rid of or free from.
After my whore of an ex filed for divorce, I knew it was just a matter of time before her lawyers divested me of my house, car, and children.
effing
Euphemistic, Slang: Bowdlerization of fucking.
Jason slid his shades down his nose as a fit blond with perky tits and tight yoga pants wiggled by…
torpor
torpor [TAWR-per]
noun
Lacking in vitality or interest.
The first time we tried Special K we got locked into “K-holes,” and sat there in a state of torpor for twelve long minutes.
interpolate
[in-TUR-puh-layt]
trans
, intrans. verb. To insert between other elements or parts.
Tyler Durden earned his keep working as a projectionist while interpolating frames of cocks into Disney movies.
bellwether
[BEL-weth-uhr]
noun
A leader of a movement or activity; also, a leading indicator of future trends…
cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
gerent
A ruler or manager.
It is wise to tip the stripper’s gerent before the party begins to avoid unfortunate complications that might interrupt festivities when things inevitably get out of hand.