pelf
[PELF]
noun
Money; riches; gain.
I earned my pelf the old fashioned way: pimping hoes and slangin’ drugs.
veritable
[ver-i-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Being truly or very much so.
It’s safe to say that Toyotas are veritable fucking death traps…
distrait
[dis-TRAY]
adjective
Divided or withdrawn in attention, especially because of anxiety.
I almost missed my drink order because I was so distrait with fear of being seated next to a man with a bomb strapped to his genitals.
countervail
[kown-tur-VAYL]
trans
verb. To act against with equal force, power, or effect; to counteract…
impervious
[im-PUR-vee-uhs]
adjective
Not capable of being harmed or damaged.
He was impervious to my flirtations until I grabbed his crotch and showed him my tramp stamp.
vitriol
[vi-tree-uhl]
adjective
Very caustic; scathing.
Pat Robertson’s vitriolic remarks about Haiti are sure to earn him a special place in hell…
milksop
[MILK-sop]
noun
An effeminate or weak-minded person; an unmanly man.
Tell that milksop Fabio to get the fuck out of my Old Spice ads.