interpolate
[in-TUR-puh-layt]
trans
, intrans. verb. To insert between other elements or parts.
Tyler Durden earned his keep working as a projectionist while interpolating frames of cocks into Disney movies.
bellwether
[BEL-weth-uhr]
noun
A leader of a movement or activity; also, a leading indicator of future trends…
cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
gerent
A ruler or manager.
It is wise to tip the stripper’s gerent before the party begins to avoid unfortunate complications that might interrupt festivities when things inevitably get out of hand.
bloviate
[BLOH-vee-ayt]
verb
To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.
Dear Fox News, pay me half of what those other old farts get and I’ll bloviate and scream about whatever the fuck you want.
trollop
[trol-uhp]
noun
an immoral or promiscuous woman.
Don’t you hate finding out the woman you love is a fucking trollop?
educe
[ih-DOOS]
verb
To infer or deduce.
I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.