clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
pellucid
[puh-LOO-sid]
adjective
Easily understandable.
I wanted to make my resignation as pellucid as possible so I photographed my genitals and hung them up in the kitchen.
eldritch
[EL-drich]
adjective
Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.
I’ve always been of the opinion that an uncircumcised cock is eldritch and downright uncouth.
paladin
[PAL-uh-din]
noun
A champion of a cause.
My wife, the paladin of whoring around, is out with one of her students.
crux
[KROO-seez]
noun
The basic, central, or critical point or feature.
The crux of the tea party movement is that the overweight, brain dead fools who make shit for money are pro-corporation.
temerarious
[tem-uh-RAIR-ee-uhs]
adjective
Recklessly or presumptuously daring; rash.
As temerarious as the guy who runs
[GAS-truh-nohm] noun A connoisseur of good food and drink. Kevin Smith refers to himself as a “gastronome,” while the staff at Southwest Airlines refer to him as “fat fuck.
gastronome