effloresce
[EF-luh-res]
verb
To burst into bloom; blossom.
Ahh, summertime again. When women’s pale legs effloresce out of hiding.
scurrilous
[SKUR-uh-luhs]
adjective
Grossly or obscenely abusive.
I bet Ayn Rand would stick the fuck who made the scurrilous “Part I” of her magnum opus in the gulag.
minatory
[MIN-uh-tor-ee]
adj
Threatening; menacing.
Have you ever met a fast food worker who didn’t have a minatory look on their pimply fucking face?
schmaltz
Excessively sentimental, especially with art and music.
Jessie was sucker for funny guys that could make her laugh without resorting to excessive schmaltz. She was also extremely lonely…
rejoinder
[rih-JOIN-dur]
adjective
An answer to a reply; or, in general, an answer or reply.
That Irish cocksucker O’Reilly cut my mic off before I had time to give a rejoinder about the benefits of queers in uniform.
laudable
I thought Sasha Grey’s performance in The Girlfriend Experience was laudable, but I liked her better in Cum Buckets 8…
culpable
[kuhl-puh-buhl]
adjective
deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.
Polytheism is great because there’s always a culpable party…