consanguineous

[kon-san(g)-GWIN-ee-us]

adjective

Of the same blood; related by birth.

Had I known about our consanguineous relation, I’d probably have opted not to impregnate her.

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impecunious

[im-pih-KYOO-nee-uhs]

adjective

Not having money; habitually without money; poor.

That impecunious cunt Lohan will probably end up profiting off of her having to serve time.

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stertorous

[STUR-tuh-ruhs]

adjective

Characterized by heavy snoring or breathing.

It’s hotter than a pair of squirrels fucking in a wool sock in New York, and I can’t get a night’s sleep without stertorous tossing and turning.

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quibble

/ˈkwɪbəl/

verb

To complain or argue in a trivial or petty manner.

Though the couple constantly quibbled on the minutia of their marriage, they were united in their belief that President Barack Obama was a radical extremist whose sole objective was to destroy the American way of life.

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brindled

[BRIN-dld]

adjective

Gray or tawny with darker streaks or spots.

Oddly enough my cock was brindled for reasons not related to the male prostitute I picked up on Friday.

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macabre

[muh-kah-bruh]

adjective

Gruesome and horrifying; ghastly; horrible.

You see this broad Jesse James is fucking around on Sandra Bullock with? She’s macabre.

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alacrity

[uh-LACK-ruh-tee]

noun

A cheerful or eager readiness or willingness.

Bryan was filled with alacrity when he whipped out his cock-piercing in front of us this evening.

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