birr
To make, or move with, a whirring noise, as of wheels in motion.
Do you hear that birr coming from under the stove, or am I fucking nuts?
oneiric
[oh-NY-rik]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or suggestive of dreams; dreamy.
My God, she had a nice smile, legs that went on for days, and oneiric tits.
remora
[REM-er-uh]
noun
An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.
fusty
[FUHS-tee]
adj
Having a stale smell; moldy; musty.
Geez, lady, you douche at all? I’m all for pussy, but not when it’s fusty.
palpable
[PAL-puh-buhl]
adjective
Capable of being touched and felt; perceptible by the touch.
Bryan’s hatred of the Asians became palpable when he got drunk around the time of the Chinese New Year.
lubricious
Having a smooth or slippery surface.
He collapsed against her warm, lubricious body after a strenuous session of lovemaking.
constitutional
[kon-stih-TOO-shuhn-uhl]
noun
A walk taken for one’s health.
Go for a constitutional. I’m sure the condom will find its way out eventually.
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