sapient
Possessing or expressing great wisdom or judgement.
The journeymen politicos wagged their heads with Stalinesque deference as the arena around them reverberated with Donald Trump’s sapient remarks…
palimpsest
[PAL-imp-sest]
noun
An object or place whose older layers or aspects are apparent beneath its surface…
peroration
[per-uh-REY-shuhn]
noun
A long speech characterized by lofty and often pompous language.
Quit the peroration, dickwad, and hand me my walking papers.
lionize
[LY-uh-nyz]
trans
verb. To treat or regard as an object of great interest or importance.
“You have good reason to lionize my penis, for no man has seen more pussyflaps than I.
perforce
[pur-FORS]
adverb
By necessity; by force of circumstance.
I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.
offal
The rejected or waste parts of a butchered animal.
Wilson was a connoisseur of food, both foreign and domestic. His was a proclivity towards meat, and he spent the lunch hour diving deeper and deeper into the bowels of the city to seek it out…
irascible
/ɪˈræsəbəl/
adjective
1 prone to anger. 2 easily provoked or inflamed to anger…