utile
/ˈyutɪl/
adjective
Useful.
Christina has big birthing hips, ample breasts, and the patience of a saint — eminently utile characteristics to look for in a prospective mate.
inveigle
[in-VAY-guhl]
trans
verb. To obtain by ingenuity or flattery.
I tried to inveigle her into my bed with promises of cocaine, but she knew I wasn’t holding.
asinine
[as-uh-nahyn]
adjective
Foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid.
I got tired of her asinine beliefs that Obama taking a bow to a Japanese dude would lead us into a New World Order.
firmament
[FUR-muh-muhnt]
noun
The region of the air; the sky; the heavens.
Point your fuckstick towards the firmament so that it may enter me.
sacrosanct
/ˈsækroʊˌsæŋkt/
adjective
extremely sacred or holy; inviolable:
While Valerie held her marital vow to be faithful sacrosanct, her husband Mark had no qualms about fucking other women.
oleaginous
[oh-lee-AJ-uh-nuhs]
adjective
Having the nature or qualities of oil.
A big fucking thank you to BP who has turned our beloved gulf into an oleaginous swamp.
roseate
[ROH-zee-it]
adjective
Overly optimistic; bright or cheerful.
North Korea will never make a worthy foe because Kim Jong Il’s roseate face is too fucking adorable.