germinal
[JUR-muh-nl]
adj
Being in the earliest stage of development.
Republicans love a germinal human…
quondam
[KWAHN-dam]
adjective
Having been formerly; former.
A quondam pornstar, she spent thousands reconstructing her worn-out vagina.
hale
[HAYL]
adjective
Free from disease and weakening conditions; healthy.
For someone who does a shit load of drugs every weekend, Jake seems quite hale.
bleb
[bleb]
noun
A bubble.
Did you see that broad on Britain’s Got Talent who could blow blebs with her snatch?
congeries
[KON-juh-reez]
noun
A collection; an aggregation.
I’ll always remember the time I discovered a congeries of dildos in my mother’s closet.
atelier
[at-l-YAY]
noun
A workshop; a studio.
Last night I met a handsome artist who brought me upstairs to his atelier where he fed me Ecstasy and gave me a foot massage.
amaranthine
[am-uh-RAN-thin]
adj
Unfading; everlasting.
I hope this strain of mushrooms gives us an amaranthine high.