expostulate
[ik-SPOS-chuh-leyt]
verb
To reason earnestly with someone against something that person intends to do or has done…
plenary
[PLEE-nuh-ree]
adjective
Full in all respects; complete; absolute.
Our prophet and leader decided for a plenary mass suicide, and that we should all wear purple Nikes.
ramshackle
[ram-shak-uhl]
adjective
Loosely made or held together; rickety; shaky.
Donate some fucking money to the Red Cross and help restore Haiti to its old ramshackle glory.
clinquant
[KLING-kunt]
adjective, noun
Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.
The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.
inveigh
[in-VAY]
intransitive verb
To rail against.
Inveigh the size of my penis all you want, madam…
uxorious
[uk-SOR-ee-us]
adjective
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.
excogitate
[eks-KOJ-i-teyt]
verb
To think out; devise; invent.
Let’s excogitate a way out of our miserable, shit-kicking existences.