lyard
[LAHY-erd]
adjective
Streaked or spotted with gray or white.
Is it weird if my pubic hair turns lyard, but only near my ass and nowhere else?
swain
[SWEYN]
noun
A country gallant.
Sarah Palin knows how to rile up the swains when she goes on tour…
panacea
My grandfather once told me that scotch was a panacea for his miserable life.
cleave
[kleev]
verb
To adhere closely; stick; cling.
She cleaved onto her parents like a fly to shit, ‘till they tried to baptize her and score her genitals.
wend
[wěnd]
intrans
trans. verb. To go one’s way.
He managed to wend himself home after a wild night of ecstasy and sex at the rave.
offal
The rejected or waste parts of a butchered animal.
Wilson was a connoisseur of food, both foreign and domestic. His was a proclivity towards meat, and he spent the lunch hour diving deeper and deeper into the bowels of the city to seek it out…
cynosure
Anything to which attention is strongly turned; a center of attraction.
As filming wound down and the sun lowered in the yawning sky, the exhausted crew gathered around the director’s chair…