neologism

[nee-OLL-uh-jiz-um]

noun

A new word or expression.

“Human gaffe machine” is the perfect neologism for describing our fucking hilarious Vice President.

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veritable

[ver-i-tuh-buhl]

adjective

 Being truly or very much so.

It’s safe to say that Toyotas are veritable fucking death traps…

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salient

[SAY-lee-unt]

adjective

Forcing itself on the attention; prominent; noticeable.

She asked me what I thought the most salient feature of a woman was, so I told her a nice smile…

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satori

[suh-TOHR-ee]

noun

 In Zen Buddhism, the state of sudden indescribable intuitive enlightenment.

Not that I’m one to try, but I’ve been told that a hit of Salvia can induce a brief moment of satori.

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anneal

[uh-NEEL]

verb

To toughen or temper.

A yearlong obsession with clothespins annealed her nipples to two unfeeling entities.

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malapropos

[mal-ap-ruh-POH]

adjective

Unseasonable; unsuitable; inappropriate.

My english teacher felt that my fart, which accidentally slipped past my sphincter during a fit of laughter, was malapropos behavior.

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ephemeral

[ih-FEM-er-ul]

adjective

Short-lived; existing or continuing for a short time only.

A woman’s orgasm can last for minutes, while a man’s is ephemeral.

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