outré
[oo-TRAY]
adjective
Unconventional; eccentric; bizarre.
She prided herself on an outré personality, but tattooing the words “Exit Only” above her asshole was a bit much.
nonpariel
[non-puh-REL]
adjective
Having no equal; peerless.
He believed his cock to be nonpareil. I, however, am in disagreement.
toothsome
[TOOTH-suhm]
adjective
Sexually attractive.
If it weren’t for the toothsome broad behind the counter, I’d smash the manager’s brow with my fucking fist.
novation
[noh-VEY-shuhn]
noun
The introduction of something new; innovation.
I don’t stay that up to date with everything, but I haven’t seen novation in the sex industry since the fleshlight.
felonious
[fuh-LOH-nee-uhs]
adj
Wicked; base; villainous.
So Lowe’s sides with the felonious evangelical Christians and not the well-to-do brown people…
irate
[ahy-reyt]
adjective
Angry; enraged. Arising from or characterized by anger.
Did that irate, wife-beating son of a bitch Chris Brown win big at the Grammy’s this year?
ineffable
[in-EF-uh-buhl]
adjective
Not to be uttered; taboo.
Pastor Ted Haggard told his family how ineffable his affair with a meth-addled male prostitute was, and to never speak of it again.