quisling
[KWIZ-ling]
noun
A traitor.
According to Fox News, anyone who serves a bearded man is a quisling, and should be fucking shot.
propitious
[pruh-PISH-uhs]
adjective
Presenting favorable circumstances or conditions.
Apple’s new music based social network Ping looks propitious enough to work…
expatiate
/ɪkˈspeɪ ʃiˌeɪt/
verb
1 a to enlarge in discourse or writing…
frabjous
[FRAB-juhs]
adjective
Wonderful, elegant, superb, or delicious.
Call me crazy, but I think the street meat vendors in NYC are godamned frabjous; especially when I’m piss-drunk.
kismet
[KIZ-met]
noun
Destiny; fate.
Never be the rebound guy. It’s kismet that whomever you’re banging will end up back with their ex.
ineluctable
[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read…
torpor
torpor [TAWR-per]
noun
Lacking in vitality or interest.
The first time we tried Special K we got locked into “K-holes,” and sat there in a state of torpor for twelve long minutes.