tarradiddle
[tair-uh-DID-uhl]
noun
A petty falsehood; a fib.
So I told one little tarradiddle about my cock being larger than it actually is…
knavery
[NEY-vuh-ree]
noun
Unprincipled, untrustworthy, or dishonest dealing.
I don’t fucking understand the cops’ knavery with the Occupy protestors…
deride
[dih-RYD]
transitive verb
To laugh at with contempt; to subject to ridicule or make sport of; to mock; to scoff at…
interstice
[in-TUR-stuhs]
noun
A space between things or parts.
Psychedelics have a neat way of creating interstices in time.
prolix
[pro-LIKS]
adjective
Extending to a great length.
I’m of the mindset that a prolix test message is to be avoided…
lyard
[LAHY-erd]
adjective
Streaked or spotted with gray or white.
Is it weird if my pubic hair turns lyard, but only near my ass and nowhere else?
ululate
[UL-yuh-layt]
intrans
verb. To howl, as a dog or a wolf; to wail.
One can picture an ululating Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings taking a fucking bat to WATSON.