melange
[may-LAHNZH]
noun
A mixture; a medley.
I laid out a melange of drugs on the mirror-top coffee table and everyone became my best friend.
myrmidon
[MUR-muh-don]
noun
A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question.
What do I look for in a mate? I want a myrmidon: someone who will execute any sexual act I demand, when I demand it.
sardonic
[sar-DON-ik]
adjective
Scornful, mocking; disdainfully humorous.
I love how republicans don’t get how fucking sardonic Stephen Colbert is.
froward
/ˈfroʊwərd/
adjective
1 not willing to yield or comply with what is required or is reasonable…
succor
[SUH-kuhr]
noun
Aid; help.
Put an end to government succor. If poor people can’t find jobs, they should be fucking shot…
harridan
[HAIR-uh-din]
noun
A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag.
It’s sad when you see harridans still working the strip cub scene.
confute
[kuhn-FYOOT]
trans
verb. To overwhelm by argument.
There’s no way to confute your partner into a Donkey Punch…