officious
/əˈfɪʃ əs/
adjective
1 a disposed to serve. b kind. c obliging…
vicissitude
/vɪˈsɪs ɪˌtud/
noun
1 a irregular change. b revolution…
atelier
[at-l-YAY]
noun
A workshop; a studio.
Last night I met a handsome artist who brought me upstairs to his atelier where he fed me Ecstasy and gave me a foot massage.
fain
[FEYN]
adverb
Gladly; willingly. adjective. Content; willing.
I would fain have gone with him to the LOLcats themed orgy, but it required that I not shave any part of my body for three months prior to the event.
redolent
[RED-uh-luhnt]
adjective
Having or exuding fragrance; scented; aromatic.
Although she had had many lovers, her pussy was redolent of a virgin’s.
pastiche
[pas-TEESH]
noun
A hodgepodge.
What we thought to be Ecstasy was in fact a pastiche of home-brew meth and GHB.
ablution
[uh-BLOO-shun]
noun
The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body.
My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.