verdant
[VUR-dnt]
adjective
Green with vegetation; covered with green growth.
My cousin Mitch grew the most verdant bud; most weren’t able to believe its potency.
schlock
[shlok]
adjective, noun
Cheap; trashy/Something of cheap or inferior quality; junk.
And so we put to bed another annual schlock fest, otherwise known as the fucking Oscars.
poltroon
[pol-TROON]
noun
A wretched coward; craven.
Now son, quit being a poltroon and put your semi-rigid penis in that Mexican whore’s mouth.
nervure
/ˈnɜr vyʊər/
noun
a vein, as of a leaf or the wing of an insect…
autodidact
[aw-toh-DY-dakt]
noun
One who is self-taught.
Surely you cunts might not be autodidacts, but I am…
perdition
[per-DISH-uhn]
noun
Hell.
I can’t wait till those ghoulish assholes at Westboro Baptist Church stage their last protest at the gates of perdition.
rara avis
[RAIR-uh-AY-vis]
noun
A rare or unique person or thing.
John Holmes was, after all, a rara avis; a white dude with a giant fucking cock.