persiflage
[PUR-suh-flahzh]
noun
Frivolous or bantering talk.
I had to endure almost an hour of her persiflage before she allowed me to take her home and fuck her silly.
coerce
/koʊˈɜrs/
verb
1 To compel or constrain by intimidation, or authority to any action…
nominal
[nom-uh-nl]
adjective
Trifling, insignificant.
Call me crazy, but thirty bucks for anal sex seems nominal, even for Brickell Ave.
putsch
[PUCH]
noun
A secretly planned and suddenly executed attempt to overthrow a government.
I thought I joined a Fox News led putsch to overthrow Obama’s communist government, but all I got was a sign that said I enjoyed being teabagged.
puckish
[PUHK-ish]
adjective
Whimsical; mischievous; impish.
Cops are raiding Charlie Sheen’s blow-filled house? What will that puckish, lovable guy do next?
myrmidon
[MUR-muh-don]
noun
A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question.
What do I look for in a mate? I want a myrmidon: someone who will execute any sexual act I demand, when I demand it.
oenophile
[ee-nuh-fahyl]
noun
A person who enjoys wines, usually as a connoisseur.
My mother claimed to be an oenophile, but oenophiles don’t drink Sutter Home wine coolers by the truck full.