encumbrance
[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]
noun
A burden, impediment, or hindrance.
Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.
alfresco
[al-FRES-koh]
adjective
Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.
I’ve never liked alfresco porn…
bowdlerize
[BODE-luh-rise; BOWD-]
trans
verb. To remove or modify the parts (of a book, for example) considered offensive…
aplomb
[uh-PLOM]
noun
Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.
Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.
nonage
[NON-ij]
noun
A period of youth or immaturity.
My grandfather slipped into a state of nonage after grandma passed, and gloated about giving oral sex to every woman in the nursing home.
discourse
/ˈdɪskɔrs/
noun
1 a conversation. b talk. 2 the art and manner of speaking and conversing…
exalt
[ig-ZOLT]
verb
To praise, glorify, or honor.
During the holidays my family and I pretend to exalt a few of the Greek gods, just to piss off the Christian assholes next door.