coax
/koʊks/
verb
To wheedle, persuade (a person, organization, animal etc.) gradually or by use of flattery to do something…
aureate
[AWR-ee-it]
adj
Characterized by an ornate style of writing or speaking.
I’d proffer that Michelle Bachman has an aureate way of speaking but christ, she’s really just a dullard in a clown suit.
delectation
/ˌdi lɛkˈteɪ ʃən/
noun
1 great pleasure. 2 delight.
“Two Girls-One Cup” and other Scheiß films, oddly enough, rose a great delectation in the quiet and chaste Margaret Johnson of Hanover Avenue.
orthography
/ɔrˈθɒgrəfi/
noun
1 a the art or practice of writing words with the proper letters, according to standard usage…
repast
[rih-PAST]
noun
Something taken as food; a meal.
There’s no better way to cure a nasty fucking hangover than to eat a greasy repast.
edacious
/ɪˈdeɪʃəs/
adjective
1 greedy. 2 voracious. 3 ravenousness. 4 rapacity.
Joshua’s edacious companion could always be counted on to jerk him off without invitation…
fungible
[fuhn-juh-buhl]
adjective
Being of such nature or kind as to be freely exchangeable or replaceable.
I have, in fact, tried out the fleshlight, and while it beats the dry palm, it is fungible with actual pussy.