vainglory
[VAYN-glor-ee]
noun
Excessive pride in one’s achievements, abilities, qualities, etc.
My son lost his virginity last night, and now his displays of vainglory around the house are starting to piss people off.
lackadaisical
/ˌlækəˈdeɪzɪkəl/
adjective
1 affectedly pensive. 2 languidly sentimental.
Feeling particularly lackadaisical in the summer heat, Mina did not wipe Martin’s semen from her chest before she went to sleep.
tergiversate
[tur-ji-ver-seyt]
verb (used without object)
To change repeatedly one’s attitude or opinions.
She tergiversated so much with the many men she was fucking that she didn’t know who was who.
bleb
[bleb]
noun
A bubble.
Did you see that broad on Britain’s Got Talent who could blow blebs with her snatch?
sublunary
[suhb-LOO-nuh-ree]
adjective
Of or pertaining to this world; terrestrial; earthly.
Is it wrong that my only sublunary goal is to get as much pussy as possible while I’m alive?
orotund
/ˈɔrəˌtʌnd/
adjective
1 characterized by fullness, clearness, strength, and smoothness. 2 pompous or bombastic…
insular
[in-suh-ler, ins-yuh-]
adjective
Isolated.
He told me hooking up with his male roommate was an insular experience that wouldn’t happen again.