autodidact
[aw-toh-DY-dakt]
noun
One who is self-taught.
Surely you cunts might not be autodidacts, but I am…
emolument
[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]
noun
Gain; compensation.
Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?
saccade
[sa-KAHD]
noun
The movement of the eye when it makes a sudden change, as in reading…
vainglory
[VAYN-glor-ee]
noun
Excessive pride in one’s achievements, abilities, qualities, etc.
My son lost his virginity last night, and now his displays of vainglory around the house are starting to piss people off.
lackadaisical
/ˌlækəˈdeɪzɪkəl/
adjective
1 affectedly pensive. 2 languidly sentimental.
Feeling particularly lackadaisical in the summer heat, Mina did not wipe Martin’s semen from her chest before she went to sleep.
tergiversate
[tur-ji-ver-seyt]
verb (used without object)
To change repeatedly one’s attitude or opinions.
She tergiversated so much with the many men she was fucking that she didn’t know who was who.
bleb
[bleb]
noun
A bubble.
Did you see that broad on Britain’s Got Talent who could blow blebs with her snatch?