expostulate
[ik-SPOS-chuh-leyt]
verb
To reason earnestly with someone against something that person intends to do or has done…
celerity
[suh-LAIR-uh-tee]
noun
Rapidity of motion or action.
He’ll cum too soon if he moves with celerity, so I let him take it slow.
bloviate
[BLOH-vee-ayt]
verb
To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.
Dear Fox News, pay me half of what those other old farts get and I’ll bloviate and scream about whatever the fuck you want.
somnambulism
Sleepwalking.
Woody grew frustrated with his live-in girlfriend when she began to disappear downstairs for hours every night. He’d hear Sarah shuffling around and playing video games…
adumbrate
[a-DUHM-breyt]
verb
To foreshadow; prefigure.
The coal mine collapse adumbrated the oil spill fuck up in the gulf, which itself, is probably adumbrating some kind of nuclear disaster.
perdition
[per-DISH-uhn]
noun
Hell.
I can’t wait till those ghoulish assholes at Westboro Baptist Church stage their last protest at the gates of perdition.
philter
[FIL-ter]
noun
A magic potion for any purpose.
Ecstasy? Yeah. It’s a philter that makes you act like an idiot.