slimsy
[SLIM-zee]
adjective
Flimsy; frail.
How slimsy is your cock, anyway? Why does it keep bending in half?
balneal
[bal-NEE-uhl]
adjective
Of or pertaining to baths or bathing.
The humidity in New York this summer is as balneal as a goddamned steam room in the gay part of San Fran.
siesta
/siˈɛstə/
noun
1 a short sleep taken about the middle of the day, or after
During a typical lunch hour, Megan and Michael would catch a quick post-sex siesta, what they affectionately called their “naked lunch,” before returning to the office.
putative
/ˈpyutətɪv/
adjective
1 commonly thought or deemed. 2 supposed. 3 reputed…
effin
As effin', an omission of the word effing; euphemism for fucking.
Matt slammed his pencil down on his vocabulary homework and shoved the pages away. “Goddamn it!” he exclaimed. “These effin’ words are too effin’ hard to effin’ remember!”
flummox
[FLUM-uhks]
trans
verb. To confuse; to perplex.
I always leave my phone on during flights…
bonhomie
/ˌbɒn əˈmi/
noun
1 good nature. 2 pleasant and easy manner.
Colette, owner of the old brick diner down on the corner of someplace or other, always exuded good humor and bonhomie…