succinct
[suhk-SINGKT]
adjective
Characterized by compressed precise expression with no wasted words; brief; concise.
I kept my farewell speech succinct, and told her that if she wants a fuck buddy to call me.
cubit
/ˈkyubɪt/
noun
A unit of linear measure, no longer in use, originally equal to the length of the forearm…
peroration
[per-uh-REY-shuhn]
noun
A long speech characterized by lofty and often pompous language.
Quit the peroration, dickwad, and hand me my walking papers.
divest
[dih-vest]
verb (used with object)
To rid of or free from.
After my whore of an ex filed for divorce, I knew it was just a matter of time before her lawyers divested me of my house, car, and children.
verdant
[VUR-dnt]
adjective
Green with vegetation; covered with green growth.
My cousin Mitch grew the most verdant bud; most weren’t able to believe its potency.
palimpsest
[PAL-imp-sest]
noun
An object or place whose older layers or aspects are apparent beneath its surface…
hawkshaw
/ˈhɔkˌʃɔ/
noun
Detective.
Suspecting infidelity, Gary hired a hawkshaw to follow his wife Samantha around town…